tom-sits-like-a-whore:

disneybombshell:

ifeelcapretty:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

it hurts

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

(Source: sandandglass, via thefuuuucomics)

16 April 2014 ·

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also an anon just sent me really nice and helpful messages that I’d like to keep private but thank you

16 April 2014 ·

yeenzino asked: i was watching some of your old videos that i consider jpmetz classics last night, and i just wanted to remind you that you still remain one of my favorite people on youtube, and just in general!! ;u; watching your videos starting back when i was in middle school up until now always kept me laughing, and honestly, you really helped shape who i am today! and i'm very happy about it, thank you justine, i love you!! <3

*nods in approval*

i need a gif of me doing that.

16 April 2014 ·

mishisaurus:

WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP

LIKE  I AM A PERSON

YOU ARE A PERSON

WE ARE EQUAL

THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND 

(Source: ellie-eleven, via we-hunt-m0nsters)

16 April 2014 ·

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

~

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via assbutt-says-what)

16 April 2014 ·

"Life needed a fast forward button - because there were days you just didn’t want to live through, not again."

~ Sara Zarr (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

16 April 2014 ·

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.




I love her.

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

I love her.

(via grogtopia)

16 April 2014 ·

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via andreaschoice)

16 April 2014 ·

"I hope you meet someone who wants to experience you and not just see you by their eyes. Someone who doesn’t only want to have sex with you but moves their fingers over your body like trying to find a city on a world map and mark their favourite destinations. Someone who wants to experience you like a masterpiece. whenever we observe a masterpiece we get the urge to touch it and most of the time we do, involuntarily, because it’s so perfect that we not only want to see it with our eyes and forget it’s details later on because I read somewhere that every time you recall a memory your brain edits it bit by bit so we long to experience it so that each part which contributes to it’s perfection stays with us afterall how scary it would be to forget how perfect you felt. So I hope someone experiences you like a summer breeze stroking your hair, like the warmth of bonfire on a chilly winter night, like the taste of that traditional homemade dish by a mother for her children who’s taste forever lingers in their mouth. I hope you find someone who justifies in treating you like the perfect art you are."

~ The most beautiful submission ever sent to me from - sadgirlslikebadboys (via thejamesboyle)

(via assbutt-says-what)

16 April 2014 ·

Anonymous asked: Are you ever coming back to YouTube or can I safely unsubscribe?

I miss making videos and I plan on making more as I have the time/energy to do so but this is proving to be very challenging at the time being. I won’t take it personally if you decide to unsubscribe but I hope you don’t!

16 April 2014 ·

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