f0rr357f1r3: life is like a box of chocolates; you have to spit out what you don’t like.
unfunn: sorry for complaining 100% of the time @anyone who interacts w/ me sorry… Im not sorry
I love my friends.
We should sink Todd Akin. If he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my...– Karl Rove, joking as he laid out American Crossroads’ strategy to sway swing state voters to vote Republican for the presidential, House and Senate races. (via officialssay)
Anonymous asked: I just started keto and lost 5 pounds so far (YAY!) but according to my scale my body fat % hasnt gone down. am i just losing water weight? im just worried im not losing fat. :(
misformazing: lotsalipstick: jiggawhat: imboredwhatever: omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun I CANT BREATHE OFMG WHAT …. WUUUUUUUUUTHEFUCK!!?!?!
I am Philip DeFranco: Random Notes I jotted down →
defranco: While at the RNC you hear a lot about stances and it makes you question your own if you have an open mind. Many don’t but I try to be because I know I’m not perfect nor do I ever expect to be. I started thinking what my stances would be if I ran for office and I started jotting things down on… How is it possible that I agree with every word?
I’m not interested in being unique or different. Everyone is different. No two...– Yoko Ono (via mugwumpian)
richwhitelesbian: 8yrs: there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
randomjohnnyb asked: Dearest goddess, thy new found dietary wisdom hath led to a beauty that surpasses the figure of Venus herself. Alas there is far less of you to love. Weep not my lovely as the fault lies within mine own heart. I shall bolster mine efforts to overcome this imbalance in my prostration to you. I humbly remain thy servant and follower. Keep calm and carry on kicking the damn geese the hell.
Anonymous asked: You are really inspiring! How long has it taken until you saw weight-loss results?
OMFGFJODSIJVOZZEBRA and one of my old pairs of old navy pants (also size 20) is TOO BIG for me to wear. fuck sugar and processed foods, this is awesome!
going on a try-on-old-clothes-spree and apparently I can wear pants from old navy again! To give specifics: I WAS tightly at a size 24 before in jeans, and now it seems I’m comfortably at a 20.
it needs to be leggings weather IMMEDIATELY. they’re just about the only thing that fit me properly at the moment and I really don’t feel like buying a bunch of clothes as I lose weight.
We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers– Romney pollster Neil Newhouse (via think-progress)
heyymynameisrachel asked: Do you have an application I could fill out to become your best friend?
Close some doors today. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but...– Paulo Coelho (via zerocrossing)
Anonymous asked: You and soundlyawake were in my dream last night. I accidently dropped all your stuff in this trash can, but it wasn't for trash. You got mad at me while I had to pick out everything I dropped