September 2012
273 posts
f0rr357f1r3:
life is like a box of chocolates; you have to spit out what you don’t like.
August 2012
227 posts
unfunn:
sorry for complaining 100% of the time @anyone who interacts w/ me
sorry… Im not sorry
I love my friends.
“We should sink Todd Akin. If he’s found mysteriously murdered, don’t look for my...”
– Karl Rove, joking as he laid out American Crossroads’ strategy to sway swing state voters to vote Republican for the presidential, House and Senate races. (via officialssay)
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Anonymous asked: I just started keto and lost 5 pounds so far (YAY!) but according to my scale my body fat % hasnt gone down. am i just losing water weight? im just worried im not losing fat. :(
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Watchmisformazing:
lotsalipstick:
jiggawhat:
imboredwhatever:
omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun
I CANT BREATHE OFMG
WHAT
…. WUUUUUUUUUTHEFUCK!!?!?!
I am Philip DeFranco: Random Notes I jotted down →
defranco:
While at the RNC you hear a lot about stances and it makes you question your own if you have an open mind. Many don’t but I try to be because I know I’m not perfect nor do I ever expect to be.
I started thinking what my stances would be if I ran for office and I started jotting things down on…
How is it possible that I agree with every word?
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“I’m not interested in being unique or different. Everyone is different. No two...”
– Yoko Ono (via mugwumpian)
richwhitelesbian:
8yrs:
there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time
aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
randomjohnnyb asked: Dearest goddess, thy new found dietary wisdom hath led to a beauty that surpasses the figure of Venus herself. Alas there is far less of you to love. Weep not my lovely as the fault lies within mine own heart. I shall bolster mine efforts to overcome this imbalance in my prostration to you. I humbly remain thy servant and follower. Keep calm and carry on kicking the damn geese the hell.
Anonymous asked: You are really inspiring! How long has it taken until you saw weight-loss results?
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OMFGFJODSIJVOZZEBRA and one of my old pairs of old navy pants (also size 20) is TOO BIG for me to wear. fuck sugar and processed foods, this is awesome!
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going on a try-on-old-clothes-spree and apparently I can wear pants from old navy again! To give specifics: I WAS tightly at a size 24 before in jeans, and now it seems I’m comfortably at a 20.
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it needs to be leggings weather IMMEDIATELY. they’re just about the only thing that fit me properly at the moment and I really don’t feel like buying a bunch of clothes as I lose weight.
“We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers”
– Romney pollster Neil Newhouse (via think-progress)
heyymynameisrachel asked: Do you have an application I could fill out to become your best friend?
“Close some doors today. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but...”
– Paulo Coelho (via zerocrossing)
Anonymous asked: You and soundlyawake were in my dream last night. I accidently dropped all your stuff in this trash can, but it wasn't for trash. You got mad at me while I had to pick out everything I dropped
